PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And